The pic says it all…

Posted in Uncategorized on September 15, 2009 by canyondevil87
Lights on Warped Tour holding a sign that states the obvious

Lights on Warped Tour holding a sign that states the obvious

I am thoroughly confused right now.  I stumbled upon the artist Lights and remembered I had heard her name being thrown around on the Warped Tour web site.  After listening to her ‘music’ I really wonder how the hell she made it on to the tour.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, that IS  great that she got on the tour and can get herself out there; but Warped Tour is a rock thing.  Not a computerized beat pop festival.  I dunno. Maybe her whiney voice just fits in with the other electronic whiners added to the bill.  *cough cough Brokencyde cough cough!*
Here is a video of her music to show you what I mean.  All musical bias aside, Good luck with the music career Lights!  And no I didn’t just say that because she is hot…or did I?

Twilight New Moon-the way it should be…

Posted in Uncategorized on September 14, 2009 by canyondevil87
Coming soon...

Coming soon...

 

So there is this you tube page that I visit regularly.  The channel is: nigahiga.  They do movies in minutes and other really really outrageous stuff. I stumbled upon their take on the upcoming Twilight movie New Moon.  While I despise the series still, I would watch THIS whole movie!

The West/Swift/Knowles Incident…

Posted in Uncategorized on September 14, 2009 by canyondevil87

So as probably the whole world has now confirmed.  Kanye West is the definition of DOUCHEBAG!  If you don’t know by now, he went on stage at the VMAs last night and publicly humiliated Taylor Swift after she won her first VMA award.  West basically inferred that Beyonce’s video was the best in the world and that nothing anyone (including Swift) could do was better than that….way to steal her thunder.  I feel so bad for Swift.  I mean congrats to her for winning an award where her two main competitors were pop powerhouses Beyonce and Lady Gaga.  To have Kanye steal her moment like that must have been even worse for her than it looked on television.   Thank goodness that Beyonce is such a genuine person.  She stepped up later that night and asked Taylor Swift to come on stage and ‘have her moment.’  Now I am no fan of any of the above artists, but this situation was such a mess that I had to write about it.  Kudos to Beyonce, she gained some plus points in my book. 

Now for Mr. West…..Mr. George Bush doesn’t care about black people…..Mr. Better than the Beatles……Mr.  Gonna have to find a new career because everyone hates me now.  Your last album was crap, you should have quit while you were ahead at the release of Graduation.  Congrats on proving to the world that you are nothing but an ego-maniac with no manners at all.

Perfect Strangers.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 14, 2009 by canyondevil87
Greyhound

Greyhound

This is a story I wrote a little while back. I’m pretty proud of it.  I know I’m a horror buff and it’s odd for me to delve into the romance-like area but this was just something that needed to be done.

Perfect Strangers

   

      They met in a line. Funny thing is a line would also be the definition of their entire night together.  She approached him, almost like a lost child would come up to a stranger who looked like their mom.  She asked him in a barrage of broken English if this was the place to meet and handed him her pass.  He glanced down at it and nodded.  He really disliked talking to people at these things.  He would rather just get it over with and leave in the morning.  However, after minutes of ignoring her crystalline gaze he finally asked her who she was and where she came from because her accent was clearly not one with a tex-mex drawl.

     She began to speak and he looked into her face.  That face was so beautiful that it caused him to catch the “Mar-“ part of her name and only allowed him to know that she was from a far away place which he may never go to.  They began to talk.  They had the world in common from Bob Dylan songs to Horror Movies; although due to language barriers he had to refer to the killers by their masks not their names. 

     By the end of the first hour he liked her.  No lust, no sexual attraction whatsoever.  Just like.  It was the feeling of ease that one may feel after years of embarrassment with the same person, he thought.  After all, he was in no position to offer an ounce of passion, so ‘like’ would have to be the final straw. 

     The call came to sit at ease, but there was no ease for him as long as she occupied the seat to the left of him.  He felt her cool gaze and her shattered accent mix into something strange in his mind.  He had to get away, but the doors had already been locked, so he put on his head phones and greedily listened to an old Broadway musical.  Seconds passed by, the minutes seduced him and finally the music and her eyes took over. 

     He leaned in close and whispered so as not to bother the others, “Do you want an ear bud?”

“I’m not accustomed to your American music,” she whispered back, her breath a faint minty smell.  “May I?”

 

Most of the night went by, the sounds of Weezer, Saves The Day, and Manchester Orchestra, stealing her European sound virginity; her radiant eyes smiling the whole time almost in sync with the beats.

Barely a word was exchanged, but it was clear to him that they were both at ease with the situation and this prolonged shared moment was okay.

 

He woke up from a violent dream hours later something about airplanes crashing into a sea of fire.  He was half expecting the moments shared with his foreign beauty to be moments dreamt, but her silent breathing near his shoulder proved otherwise.  It was almost as if she was actually sleeping towards him.  Like he was some sort of comfort zone.  He smiled to himself, a bit guilty for sharing this night so close to his next anniversary.  

She awoke.  He could feel her eyes opening and silently engraining the moment in time.  Little did she know the impact that this meet would have on him.  She didn’t know that some random acts of sincerity would help show him the world was still graceful, even when half of it was falling apart to wars and poverty.

They both leaned back, gazing at each other, once again sharing ear buds.  Ear buds.  The connection that now brought two oceans together and knew no language barriers.  They fell asleep connected, until morning broke.

 

The sun split open their eyes and the ear bud had fallen out of her ear.  There was the usual awkward silence and then a strained ‘good morning.’  He smelt his morning breath and quickly popped a piece of gum in his mouth.  She may or may not have taken that as a hint, which it wasn’t; and proceeded to shove a mint in her mouth.

 

The doors unlocked and she was free to go to her wedding and he to his rocky but steady relationship.  They parted, not before giving a friendly hug and walking away, both of them knowing that they would probably never see the other again. 

 

He had a new experience that night in the desert.  Who would have guessed that such intimate moments could be shared guilt free for a night with a person whom he barely new?  A person met on a Grey Hound bus from Arizona to Hollywood nonetheless.  He shrugged the night off, storing it in the back of his mind for a rainy day.

 

She walked through the empty glass doors into the musty light of Hollywood.  Her mind still replaying the night; and she then realized that she could define a new, more literal  meaning to the term: Perfect Strangers.  She smiled, and walked off.  The Grey Hound bus pulling away in the distance as two more almost perfect strangers boarded; Though she knew that almost perfect wasn’t the real thing.

Eli Roth-The New Master of Modern Horror?

Posted in Film on September 12, 2009 by canyondevil87

    

Photo by Scott Weiner

Photo by Scott Weiner

     So I’m sure most people by now have seen the newest Quentin Tarantino flick ‘Inglourious Basterds’ and been accustomed with the character Donnie Donowitz AKA The Bear Jew.  What many do not know is that the actor who portrays this character is none other than the eccentric yet brilliant horror director Eli Roth.  Some may recognize the name from his previous and underrated efforts:  Cabin Fever, Hostel, Hostel Part II, and the Thanksgiving trailer in Grindhouse.  I was bored last night and was in a trance watching Hostel and found myself wondering WHY I was so into watching this directors’ films.

     If you’ve seen these movies then you already know that an Eli Roth film is not for everyone.  They are vulgar, graphic, and sporadic….the makings of what a horror movie should be.  

     Roth brings to the dinner table what most horror movies ATTEMPT but fail at these days.  He skips over the asian ghosts and video  curses and goes straight for the audience’s visual jugular vein with scenes of horrific violence ala Italian horror director Dario Argento, and other 1970′s horror styles.   His movies put you in the horrific situations of his characters through his ability to write a good script that will start out funny and cliche, yet swiftly take the audience for a thrill ride with his characters into the depths of hell. What makes his direction so great is the fact that even amidst all of the macabre and madness, he can break a scene’s serious tone with his trademark black humor, making the audience nervously laugh at the screen. 

     However, it may take a while to get the punchline of Roth’s jokes.  For example, I went to go see Hostel in 2005 with an old friend expecting a standard horror movie.  I came out very upset because I had laughed so much during the movie and the body count was very low, which is a sign of a visually boring horror movie.  Looking back and knowing what I now know.  It was supposed to be that way.  An Eli Roth movie is not about a huge body count but putting you in sync with his characters all through their ups and very very major downs.  Here is a clip from an Eli Roth movie if you’d like to see the humor that I’m talking about.  In the clip the blonde girl who is decapitated is the main female villian in the movie and the brunette is the only survivor. The kids….just crazy. Watch it to the  end.

CD Review: The Used-Artwork

Posted in Uncategorized on September 11, 2009 by canyondevil87
Artwork-The New Album By Post-Emo Band The Used

Artwork-The New Album By Post-Emo Band The Used

 

     Here is a review of a band that I had almost completely forgotten about until I stumbled upon this most recent release. The Used was one of my favorite bands in high school and I had actually not listened to them for some time so I was pleasantly thrilled and a little apprehensive when I saw that they had released their newest album Artwork.  So I went out and purchased the album and threw it into my player knowing that I would be listening to them with ears now unaccustomed to the ‘screamo’ sound.  

     The first track ‘Blood On My Hands’ shows how guitarist Quinn Allman has improved his ability to come up with a moshable riff.  I was digging the guitar and bass.  Then Bert McCracken happend.  His singing was still the same, fairly whiney and trying too hard to be dramatic.  I was pissed at first then reminded myself that overtly dramaticism was the whole point of a Used album.  Sadly, only about half of the CD is enjoyable for me.   It seemed rather reduntant and I felt like I had heard it all before.  Also, the whole anti-religion thing in post-emo bands like The Used, Aiden, I Am Ghost.  While I like those bands in general…I GET IT no need to continuously rant about how much you hate religion, once is honestly enough to get the point across.  Some songs that stuck out to me were: Blood on my Hands, Kissing You Goodbye(The Only good poppy song on the album), Meant to Die, The Best of Me, Men Are All the Same.  The rest of the CD sounded a whole lot better to these ears back in high school.

Rating: 6.5/10

Track List/Rating:

  1. Blood On My Hands 8/10
  2. Empty With You 5/10
  3. Born to Quit  7/10
  4. Kissing You Goodbye 9/10
  5. Sold My Soul  7.5/10
  6. Watered Down 2/10
  7. On the Cross 4/10
  8. Come Undone 6/10
  9. Meant to Die 10/10
  10. The Best of Me 10/10
  11. Men Are All the Same 10/10

However, there is quite the amazing music video for ‘Blood On My Hands.’ Check it below!

“You Lie!”

Posted in Politics on September 10, 2009 by canyondevil87

“You lie,” were the now infamous words yelled out by South Carolina GOP congressman  Joe Wilson during President Obama’s speech Wednesday night.  The outburst has brought on many news stories, entertaining reactions, and countlessly absurd facebook comments and statuses.  According to an article on CNN.com, Wilson shouted this uncalled for remark when the President claimed that his health care plan would NOT be available to help out illegals in the nation. Now, even as a Democrat, I am not completely on the same air-wave as the President when it comes to health care, but that’s for another blog another day. While I am usually one to promote such daring anti-authority acts like Wilson’s,  I really think that this guy needs to get his facts straight.

     According to new reports found on CNN.com, the bill could require illegal immigrants to BUY coverage and very clearly restricts subsidies to citizens and legal residents. So, in actuality Mr. President was not lying to the country, and Wilson’s remark just comes off as hundreds of days of pent up and personal frustration after his party lost the Presidential election. 

     Wilson was forced to apologize for his ‘spontaneous’ outburst that showed his obvious contempt for the commander-in-cheif’s healthcare plan.  In my opinion he should have gotten more than a slap on the wrist and should lose his place in congress.  To view the video, check it out below!

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